After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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