Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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