i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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