Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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