What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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