He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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