How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
