K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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