I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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