Do vagina's smell?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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