Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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