why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
