Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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