You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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