your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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