I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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