Don't you send me to vm
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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