so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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