omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Pants are for mortals
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
