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i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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