I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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