Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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