is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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