If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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