did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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