just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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