I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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