So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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