he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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