Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It's shark week go big or go home
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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