My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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