why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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