when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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