just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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