how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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