I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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