talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
