Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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