Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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