i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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