I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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