I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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