You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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