So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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