i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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