It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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