week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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