Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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