I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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