I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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