i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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