i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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