We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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