Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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